If They Weren't So Darn Cute

Tonight's events:
7:10 - Mr. A in bed with footie pajamas on because all of his 2 piece jammies are in the dirty clothes, lights out
7:30 - Finish my dinner and head for the computer
7:45 - Hear Mr. A in his room still talking to himself
7:50 - Hear Mr. A calling, "Mama! Mama! Maaaamaaaa!"
So I go upstairs to remind him it's time to sleep and lie him back down
7:51 - The minute I walk in his room he says, "Mama, Ca-ca" (his term for poop), so I think to myself, "Oh, no wonder he's not sleeping, he's poopy"
7:52 - I pick him up to smell him and he's not smelly but I do note that the carpet is a bit wet in front of his crib and he is only in his onesie - the footie pajamas are on the opposite side of the crib
- I scrounge up some summer 2 piece pjs b/c I decide the footies aren't going to cut it and I lay him down in his crib to put his clothes on
- Once he is lying down I note that without unsnapping his onesie he has removed one side of his diaper and his little "pee pee" is sticking out the side
- I think to myself, "My, aren't you clever."
7:55 - Reality hits - I see the wet bumper pad, feel the wet carpet, and the wet sheet, and realize that my sweet little angel has peed all over his crib bumper, the sheet, his blanket, etc, etc. I want to scream, but I laugh instead.
8:15 - I finally get all of the knots out of the bumper (where it's been tied to the crib since his BIRTH), get the sheets and mattress pad off, put a towel under the new sheet that I finally get on the crib mattress (with a lot of coaxing, I might add - I'm not bending well these days) and put a running-around-like-crazy Mr. A back in his bed for the night (with the one blanket that he didn't pee on).

And, yes, of course DH is out of town. And we're doing this again????? Hmmm...